Why Do I spend Endless Nights Writing These Stupid Things?

Abby’s Aunt Alice makes me laugh more than any other person in the world…okay so she ties with a few of my favorites, but she’s still amazing <3

Play the Dixie horn and it’s love at first sight! Abby and I discovered that at the club!

I credit Elizabeth for making me a drunk. Haha. It’s my own decision, but who else can I say made me try all the Schnapps’’ (Peach is the only one worth drinking) Hypnotic, Goldslauger, Tequila and a bigillion other drinks in one night! Hehe, she makes me smile!

My Momma is my hero and I love her more than anyone else in the world. Just hearing her voice when I’m sick makes me better, she’s that remarkable.

I cant smoke, but I like puffing it when I drink…I hardly inhale, but it gives me something to do with my hands.

I left my camera charger in my dorm room, along with all my shoes—they’re prized possessions, you have no idea how much it’s killing me being without them!

I’ll tell you I have gas (and probably do) but most likely, I wont fart on you...I have a fear of bodily functions in public places. All my friends like to talk to me when they’re sitting on the commode; I guess I bring the shit right out of them! Glad to know I keep you regular! ;)

I’m scared for new things, I don’t handle all that change very well. So when I’m with you, around people I don’t know. Don’t hate me for being quiet, just know that I’m overwhelmed and somehow help me break the silence.

I get embarrassed easier than anyone I know…so just because I blush doesn’t mean I like you…I just tend to do that around new people.

Have I ever told you that I can associate a song with any item, person or place? If you said broom, Id think of “Put the lime in the coconut”—because of Practical Magic (the broom means trouble or something). I associate Steve Miller’s The Joker with Jordan (I remember singing it to the waitress at Obrigado because she couldn’t remember all the words. And Juvenile’s Back that Ass up reminds me of middle school dances. School buses remind me of Savage Garden cause we sang Truly, Madly, Deeply like everyday! …so just tell me an object, I promise I’ll think of a song for ya :)

I broke a plate at Rebecca’s nanny’s house and she said she did it. Josh’s glasses fell off his head and I rocked overtop of it with his chair...he told his Momma that he threw his hands up in the air and they went flying off and broke. I also spit gum in Sarah’s hair on an accident and ran into a parked car (while walking) and bent their license plate. Ooh yeah, and this one time I took Caleb and his friend to football practice, and hit Caleb with my car…he just didn’t get outta the way fast enough!

Ooh yeah, and I think the smell of Dial or Dove soap is the most delectable smell in the universe! You buy those high dollar perfumes and cologne, yet there's nothin like the smell of cleanliness.