Sunday, December 30, 2007
Silent Night, Holy Night..YEAH RIGHT!
I hate that I never took the time to listen to the ones that I've lost. There's so many stories they have. So although it gets annoying that I say the same things a bigillion times, you might be sad one day if I didnt :)
Apparantly Im not the only one that lays in the floor, sings until Im blue in the face and loses my shoes.
There were two main stories told this year:
Papaw, Hoyt and Bill were sitting in the den liquoring it up. Mildred was in another room but walked into the kitchen. Papaw started hollarin, "Tell Me Merry Christmas Mildred!" ...he chanted it a couple times and fell into the baby high-chair! hahahaha
Then he laid down and went to sleep in the floor.
The Three Stooges got together on another night, passed out and then woke up in the early morn and walked down the streets to their own houses. Bill lost his slipper on the way...the next mornin they found it on the side of the road.
They've also lost their trucks too, but that's a different story.
You have no idea how excited I've been for the past few days about my new music. I ripped all Abby's Christmas cds and Ralph gave me a flashdrive with like 100 songs for Christmas. There's even Born to Be Wild, The Grateful Dead and Don McClean. Makes me smile from ear to ear.
You'll be happy to know, that Im not dwelling on the misery of my friendships. Im gonna live and let be. I heard a song today about this being a time where worrying wont help...that's my endnote.
Abby's lake is one of the most beautiful places Ive ever been...I get my best sleep there--when it's permitted
Ooh yeah, Christmas morning, we took turns shootin the pistol and BB Gun. Dont you worry, Annie Oakley hit her target.
And they all found pleasure in dwelling on the big pimple on my face, my hookah days and the beer bong. As they say, you can't pick your family!
Violet's mudpuddle is the king of all mudholes! My heart starts racing, adrenaline pumps in my veins as we hit it at full speed. The chore isnt done until all windows are covered in that wet murky mess.
So Ive given up--really given up this time. Anyone who's gonna badmouth me to MY FRIENDS isnt worth the time and the effort. I give way too many second chances, today is not your day. Goodbye.
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Did i ever tell you how different our family christmas's are?
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