Who Would've Thought

Who Woulda Thought......

· The success you had in high school slunk down to a less than full-time student at a community college

· When one door closes, another one is sure to open. No, its more like my doors keep slammin shut and no matter the mad search for a can of WD40, they're stuck shut for good.

· You tell one perosn something and they tell everyone else. And for once, you don't get angry about it. It's better for them to tell your pathetic story than you, it saves you from the tears.

· The friends you have aren’t the friends you’ll keep. Change is ineffable. Friendships are thrown away like an old pair of sneakers, they get worn down to a frazzle and all you want is the newest thing. I’m not new. I’ll never be new. I’m fine with raggedy, I live for comfort- I like the comfort of old shoes!

· You go into Wal-mart and for once you don’t see a single soul you know.

· You lose touch with your bestfriend and yet 5 years later when you’re reunited, it’s like nothing has changed at all.

· The believers become shunned.

· A little too much alcohol and everyone’s life is affected.

· I adore pickles, and hate cucumbers.

· I love the smell of coffee and yet detest the taste.

· I’d rather have my pizza cold—not refrigerator cold, but sitting-on-the-counter-all-night cold.

· I’ll wear tennis shoes to walk out on the beach—I hate the feeling of hot sand!

· My brother can be a total ass and yet his heart is bigger than most. He's sure to make even the dullest laugh at least once!